Minute 23: Maps and Other Crap

Bill figuratively punches his friends in the schnoz and seems to have oodles of domestic fun quoting the film around the house. The fellas are back to descriptions of the set. If you work in a place that is occupied mostly by men, it'll get smelly in 7.4 seconds. If there were a Glenngarry themed ice-cream shop, one thing is certain, these two morons wouldn't have a clue what to call any of the flavors. Listen in horror as Bill does the speaking equivalent of a fumble on the 5 yard line. Matt takes umbrage with Bill's Apple Watch activity. The fellas each have different interpretations of a phrase in the film, and it takes them way too long to get to no resolution. Our heroes commiserate about having to do movie a minute for the Star Wars prequels. (Shouts to the Star Wars minute guys). The boys say "strategic imperative" so much, that it ceases to sound like a phrase. Bill gets very excited about his impending Master Class with Davey-Pants. Then the fellas mosey down a path of circular bullshit concerning plot vs. character. I implore you to skip ahead about 6 minutes upon hearing the utterance of the words "plot and character." Seriously... just skip it. You'll thank me. Matt posits, probably because of all that nonsense, that the cash spent on a good bottle of scotch is about equal with the money spent on the David Mamet master class, in terms of production. One thing is for certain, Matt and Bill are two wild and crazy guys!